Elon, aka Office of Personnel Management, aka S.H.I.T.H.E.A.D.:
We encourage you to find a job in the private sector as soon as you would like to do so. The way to greater American prosperity is encouraging people to move from lower productivity jobs in the public sector to higher productivity jobs in the private sector.
Damn dude, this is so awesome, I’ve literally never been tied to this fuck through even consumption and now I have him pulling on my chains, at the best possible time 
I keep getting mailers from some stupid American Freedomburger nonprofit with prefilled postcards to send to the union to get them to stop collecting my dues. One around the holidays had a Janus decision jingle on it. We'll see if they keep sending them or if the "fuck off" scrawled on it under "return to sender" sent the appropriate message.