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Alabama baby born at Krispy Kreme awarded year’s supply of free doughnuts (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What does the FDA consider a year supply when it comes to doughnuts? Or similar group.

I’m thinking if we wanted to be scientific and we’re stocking up a bunker, and wanted to make sure our doughnut supply was appropriate for Alabama standards.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

When it comes to these things of free X for a year/life, it's like 1 free thing, per month. So more than likely, this is 1 dozen doughnuts for free; but you can't get the whole dozen all at once. You get 1 doughnut per month for 12 months.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 hours ago

I would expect this to be a donut a day, or equivalent.