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For what crime?!? Merely enjoying the feeling of loose gold bars in your jacket pocket?!?
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How the fuck do you manage to get convicted for bribery as a US senator?? What, did someone just walk up to you with a big bag of money with a dollar sign painted on it and... oh.
His only mistake is that the gold bars were stamped "Made in Egypt". Just like TikTok if they were of American provenance you get a pass.
All the bars actually had "BRIBE" engraved on them. Otherwise it's just sparkling lobbying