I would have said god is a fascist. There's a real "do what I've decided is best for you, or there will be hell to pay" (pun intended) vibe throughout his interactions with humanity.

But he does always seem to need money, so maybe you have a point.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sometimes they're not that far apart.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Yeah, the fascists currently in control of the GOP are very much capitalists too, for example.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

He himself does not need money, he's just too stingy to finance his representatives on earth raping children.

[–] Logh@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why not both?

(Couldn’t coun a proper portmanteu)

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

God is in real estate.. Satan is a capitalist.. Jesus just saves..

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Isn't jesus also god? Like his son but also him?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 0 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure Satan is a merchantilist.