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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

since their movement is ordained by god or whatever of course they could only lose if the witch cursed them.

Witches are more powerful than God?

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

According to Salem witch logic, yeah. A few teenage girls were able to override god for an entire colony, such that people had to be pressed to death.