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[–] lime@feddit.nu 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I prefer the binary format over the text format of WASM.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I am currently in the process of completely rewriting the BSD kernel in go.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

how are you handling the GC? how are you handling things like interrupts?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

oh so you haven't actually done any of it.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have already written eleventy billion lines of code.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 3 days ago