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Vice President JD Vance said Saturday that "we believe fundamentally that big tech does have too much power," despite the prominent positioning of tech CEOs at President Trump's inauguration last week.

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[–] kbal@fedia.io 115 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Help the poor! (by cutting taxes for the rich)

Fix social media! (by forcing them to allow hate speech)

Stop the war! (by forcing Ukraine to surrender)

Fight inflation! (by imposing tariffs on everything)

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 70 points 3 days ago (1 children)

End genocide! (by encouraging them to finish the genocide already so we can build some hotels over the charred corpses)

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

End the housing crisis! (By ejecting all the brown people and barring the CDC from preventing the next pandemic)

[–] TacoSocks@infosec.pub 3 points 2 days ago

Where's the part where companies buy all the housing so we are only able to rent?