Due to a pituitary issue when I was younger I have maybe a bizarre world record of the smallest feet and hands on a fully grown man. My feet and hands are normal looking but very small. They were tiny as a baby and just never grew that big. Thought you all would find it interesting - I know it makes for good chat at parties!
Adult heelys exist, friend. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
Edit: Just found out that there are adult heelys that also light up. First bright point of this year discovered.