ah this is a common cultural misperception, the yankee does not drink all of that in one sitting--rather like an ant this precious nectar is preserved and transited to a yankee hive where it becomes a collective sustenance of marginal lukewarm hydration over several days, or mixed with low grade liquor, as demands vary.

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 33 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Nah, people are definitely drinking these whole.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 31 points 6 days ago (2 children)

FFS i'm a professional yankkkeeologist, it is known for a fact in the scientific community that liter cola is a primary forage category of the yankee genus and fed to the larvae.

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 28 points 6 days ago

I believe your data has not accounted for the discrepancy between the domesticated Doordash yankee (which is limited in it's foraging capacity), and the free grazing wild yankee who's habitat permits access to free refills

[–] spectre@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago

Here's the thing. You just said a "krakkker" is a "yankkkee".

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one is arguing that.

[–] SodaThief@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

Can't get a refill until you drink the whole thing.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

You can pry my jack and coke from my cold dead hands goddammit