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Learn to code (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br 115 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I am still complaining, but now I blame the managers

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 24 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"wow, what director level ass pushed them so hard that they had to leave that bug in?"

I think of the T-pose all the time in cyberpunk, that was a bug that was horrible but obviously it was tracked somewhere, and some director was like "it's fine, ship it"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Still stuck on FF15. So much time and energy invested in reinventing Unreal Engine... badly. Then they have to attack the corners of the actual story with a hacksaw to push a title seven years in development out the door half baked.

[–] pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There was a Dead or Alive game in which a manager literally released it before it was ready without consulting with the team. The game was still in beta and a glitchy mess.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago

The PS2 version of DoA2? I vaguely recall reading about it, also how the Dreamcast version turned out to be the complete one.