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[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 51 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When your phone capitalizes any word that might be something Google could make an ad dollar on somehow

[–] Steve@startrek.website 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Autocorrect be like: Capitalize’s

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 11 months ago

I put autocorrect on suggestion mode. That way it still suggests words but never corrects what I type, unless I click the suggestion. Much better.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I call automistake.

You gotta watch it like a hawk. Sometimes it will change words three or four words back in what I’m typing.

[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Mine won't stop conflating "mom" with "mmm" I swear to fucking God I'm about to root my phone just to find a way to remove them both from the built in dictionary.

The cherry on top? It goes both ways(giggity). So if im texting "thanks mom", it wants to say " thanks mmm". And vice versa. Of course it's not all the time, JUST at the exact worst times in conversations.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mine thinks “human” should be spelled “juman” and that “.com” is supposed to be “.con”.

It’s ridiculous

[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Ahh yes. Like My favorite movie, Humanji

[–] Steve@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I actually disabled the damn thing a few years ago. It kept changing the meaning of words. Unfathomable bullshit like love to hate and will to won’t.

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Same. Only thing I keep enabled is the auto insert the ' into words like don't

[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

It's gotten terrible. So has voice to text. My work iPhone OEM voice to text is literally useless, as is Google voice to text on my iphone. My Samsung OEM is ass. And the Google one via same Samsung, is getting worse by the hour, but used to be amazing.