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To be serious though, I was in a relationship because "hmm a bass player in a leather jacket".

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[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Idk about male bassists, but i would go through hell fighting off a dozen lions while on chemotherapy, i would swim through metres of whale semen while battling the Red Army, get all my limbs amputated and be imprisoned in solitary confinement for a year in Alcatraz just to have a lick of the condom that was used to fuck this woman.

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

What the actual fuck

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 8 points 5 days ago

close! your line was “she’s so pretty” 😆 feel free to try again

[–] Mattmercer@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Her name is Alejandra Villarreal, for those wondering

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 2 points 5 days ago

She plays in The Warning, which seems pretty strongly classic rock based on their most popular song.

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

Unfathomabely based