technology

The company I, a man, founded and continue to run, which operates in a field historically and currently dominated by men, has too much feminine energy.

Once again capitalism created this thing it's fighting against. Woke and soy started right there where Facebook lives. Soy because the economic factors required removed to exist.

Move to CA and live in a pod because housing is expensive and drink soylent because you need to optimize your production. You will eat the bugs because we need efficient protein sources according to my algorithm. You will own nothing and be happy because I can create an app that incentivizes rent-seeking for everything in your life.

Since we have to accept a more progressive tone thanks to our gay white male capitalists, we're going to just do rainbow capitalism. Then we're going do woke capitalism because it provides another market metric to exploit for investment. Also we're hiring cheap overseas labor so might as well explain all the brown people by saying we're following some diversity goal. Disregard that there is no actual diversity among those who control the labor. The four or five people who run the tech world have no DEI.

My woke removed future came true now everyone is obsessed with podcasts and I learned about woke through that. Even though we were never actually woke, I'm going to harass my few remaining employees who might be of a marginalized group so I can signal my internet friends that I'm against woke. I fired all the actual woke people because they were too expensive and replaced them with people who don't care, they're just desperate to make it in America. So I'm not actually losing anything by confronting the woke mind virus, it's just another obfuscation of me cutting costs and trying to chase declining returns.