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[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wait, was it a peaceful day of love, or was it a Hezbollah plot? Were they unfairly persecuted in a witch hunt, or were they terrorists?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 hours ago

Oceania has always been at war with Hezbollah.

[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

It was also Antifa bussed in by George Soros.

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

If they were liberals masquerading as Trump supporters, why did he say that he'll pardon them?