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Gotta use those quantum numbers for peak ๐ŸคŒ random randomness (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] fxomt@lemm.ee 54 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children) 
int getRandomNumber() {
 return 4; // chosen by a fair dice roll. guaranteed to be random.
}
[โ€“] reinei@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wasn't it a dice roll that decided that? ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] fxomt@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

yeah, i copied the xkcd wrong ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ thanks, i'll edit it