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[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I try to take heart in the fact that the majority didn't actually vote for him, but it's cold comfort, considering so many couldn't be bothered to vote at all.

We're kinda fucked.

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The majority of people who actually voted did. Who knows what the rest really think, but at the very least they were fine with this.

We're mega fucked.

[–] Letme@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

maga fucked Fixed it for you

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Still got less than 50%.

He did get the highest percent, but under half of voters. Still fucking depressing, but as numbers were fully counted and confirmed his percentage steadily decreased.

Still fucked though, yes.

[–] rooster_butt@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Well ackshually! It was a plurality not majority. Not that it actually makes a difference...

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

If it helps (it won’t), voter suppression has been working overtime since like 2012. My ballot didn’t come until the 8th of November, and I couldn’t spring for a surprise voting day flight home. For more local citizens, things like making them wait six hours and banning people from providing water are effective, not because people don’t care, but because people are concerned with immediate survival, so they might have to leave the line to go to work.

Take heart; you are slightly less fucked than Hezbollah

[–] pepperprepper@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

He wants to bring the stock market down, at least until he is in office. It's what he likes to use as a scoreboard. Since his move to easy federal deficit fell through, he needs to find othe means to be able to pump the market further into a bubble. Watch him change his tune as soon as he is in office. He will probably say, oh well Greenland and Panama decided to take a deal, so "Mission Successful!.... while he quietly releases J6ers and takes even more control of our politics behind the curtain.