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[โ€“] friendlymessage@feddit.org 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My money is on your buddy. The most likely scenario there is, is that Trump around New Year's Eve forgets how time zones work and thinks that China is in the future which leads to him founding the Time Force. And all they can do is travel to the future, at a speed of 60 minutes per hour.

[โ€“] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Or more likely, they build a base directly on a time zone line so they can jump between the zones going "4 o'clock, 5 o'clock, 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock..."