edit: tbh I was thinking more along the lines of the small business tyrant posting his rapid ascent to yacht-world, suddenly having a "come to marx" moment and announcing he has contracted with to unionise his own labor force because no matter how well he ate, how personal his trainer, how insular his sex club, he just couldn't shake the feeling that the nice people he'd worked with back in his office days deserved holidays too.

edit 2: honestly, I'm not quite set up for this yet but I would be down as fuck to help out on this psyop at some point if interested parties decided to take it to the mathematically secure protocols and start organising such a thing. I'm not sure how much traction we'd get but yeah, for the aspirational class who would be the ones paying attention, they might go "hey wait yeah all I really want is some job security, good pay, not have to worry about my health and some time off to raise a family" and now you have a potential union recruit.

edit 3: cross-target insta and linkedin so we could focus our efforts on employees of specific companies for maximum impact.

tfw you called us bots for so long that we decided to make it real.