Under Communism we will re-edit "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" to end with the Grinch shoving that sled over the cliff before a crowd of crying Whos, and the Grinch will be declared a Hero of the People's Republic!

We will replace Christmas with Halloween 2, the superior proletariat Holiday to the decadent bourgeois Christmas!

...sorry I work retail and this week has been utter hell. Fuck Christmas!

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[–] buttwater@hexbear.net 6 points 22 hours ago

Can we add in some multi-day holidays/festivals? I feel like we're missing the spirit of true bacchanalia by needing to be back to work the next day. Our ancestors would want us to have tomorrow off too