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"The damage to my roof isn't covered by the warranty?"
"That is correct. The warranty does not cover such damage."
"Why?"
"Analysis found amounts of bird feces and tree sap."
"You're kidding."
"No, I am not kidding. Please refer to the 'parking' section of your warranty."
"But how... Oh, I think I understand. If I park under a tree - it voids my warranty?"
"The word 'void' is incorrect butβ"
"That's fucking ridiculous!"
Without missing a beat "But analysis found amounts of bird feces and tree sap... Click." The Tesla customer service rep actually says the word click and then they hang up.