The essence of this image is making me feel weird
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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Life without chips? Just like, packet chips? Or fries? Surely it doesn't include sweet potato chips, they're still ok, right?
Wrong. You know why they're called chips? You see those little white grains sprinkled all over them? Those are nano chips that when ingested concentrate themselves in your pineal gland and begin emitting 5G rays, cutting you off from the light of Jesus and Allah.
Chips as in the microchip Micro$oft is going to put in your brain when they do the end of the world. CRISPS will be safe, at least.