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A couple of days ago I bought a pack of 4 veggie burgers, as is my routine. They are convenient and quite tasty but not as cheap as they used to be. So imagine my delight when, on opening it, I found not 4 but 5 veggie burgers inside. The grocery stores have spent years raising all their prices at the expense of us little people. Well, now is my moment, now they really screwed up. Ha! That fifth veggie burger is going to have the delicious taste of revenge.

Edit: They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This turns out not always to be true. If cooking from frozen you need to grill it for 10-12 minutes, turning halfway through.

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Don't forget to thank the worker that made your revenge possible by slipping an extra patty in the pack!

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I've been sat here for a minute saying "extra patty in the pack" "extra patty in the pack"

It's strangely satisfying

extra patty in the pack

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago

That's a next-level idiom. You got that extra patty in the pack

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

a lil extra patty in the back

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thanks, patty-packing comrade! The revolution has started at last!

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

Workers of the world, grill!