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What's the most annoying music possible? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by Anissem@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?

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[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Care to elaborate why?

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

They want to dissuade buyers by being a conspicuously noisy and annoying neighbor to the point that the house sits empty for a while.

Which, like, if your first thought is to do this, maybe you actually are an annoying neighbor and you're doing everyone a favor by letting them know.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

Hey at least they're open with it. I'd have love to have known that my neighbours were cunts before I'd move in. Sometimes a simple sign short of a burning poop bag is a nice olive branch.

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

They are going to only get neighbors that also suck, and since it has to sell lower it will lower their own home value.

OP is really punching their own nutsack here.

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml -2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Family member wants to buy it and we want to dissuade other potential buyers. Plus the old owners are dicks so fuck ‘em.

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like you guys are the dicks honestly.

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml -3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The only way to defeat a dick is a bigger, floppier, girthier dick

[–] TassieTosser@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey uh, this plan can get you sued under tortious interference. So remember to not brag about it. Also much better way is just to take up a noisy hobby like woodworking, drumming or fixing motorbikes.

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

I’ve been wrong before but I don’t see this post linking back to me.