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True story.
I was at a company all hands where the CEO was telling people that we were having a shitty quarter. They forgot to mute participants that were dialed into the AH meeting.
Someone who was remote, and wasn’t on mute, started taking a monster dump right when the CFO started to sugar coat the slide about the financials.
It was fucking perfect.
I hope that person got a performance bonus.
It was over decade ago, back when people were often dialing in with phones and offices were littered with polycoms.
So the shitter was anonymous. Just a random ass on a conference phone line.