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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 149 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Always love how republicans and conservatives are constantly so preoccupied with sex, sex, sex all the time and in ever more imaginative and obscure ways.

I now associate their religious beliefs to sex, Jesus, sex, guns, sex, the American flag and sex.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Did you say “Jesus sex”?

[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this the second cumming?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

It wasn’t the first temptation of Christ, and it sure as hell won’t be the last.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Jesus is coming…. grab a towel.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not healthy sex - fucked up power-games sex.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

... so S&M and BDSM? .. the power of the Lord, with a ball strap to your mouth.

[–] KaRunChiy@fedia.io 36 points 1 week ago

It can't be, because BDSM is too consensual for them

[–] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Consent is the cornerstone of BDSM and ideally any kind of power exchange is discussed beforehand and freely agreed upon by all parties involved.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh good .... what's the safe word in Texas then?

[–] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Hold yer horses

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think they mean the "You want the job, but not the dick? That's not how this works." kind of sex.

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago

Genital Obsessed Party

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“The government needs to stay out of people’s lives! Unless it’s the private activities of people I find icky, then they should control the hell out of them!”

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

Modern conservative mentality ... "Everyone should suffer and be sacrificed for my benefit, in this life and the next!"

.... actually, it's always been like that,