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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pump action shotgun dildo

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have seen some interesting sawzalls online...

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Even better would be a pump action shot gun dildo in the shape of a cross with a beautiful carved image of Christ on the cross on top of the shot gun.

[–] irreticent@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I know it's not what you described but it reminded me of this:

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

....Jesus Christ

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Dildo H Christ

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

That looks like a Pez dispenser ... but I don't think it dispenses candy