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[โ€“] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My next DnD character won't be a bard, he'll be a Stud Wizard

a story i'm reading has wizards who got locked up with magic-blocking collars and so they use their smarts (and ability to read) to become gym rats and thus absolutely fucking swole as hell, and i think this may be the single best kind of character possible.

you know you're fucked when the muscle wizard puts away his wand and cracks his knuckles