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I'm not saying that if I was on a jury for the attacker I would vote not guilty.

But mostly because saying so would exclude me from ever being on a jury like that.

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[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Hear me out.

I'm gonna work to make health care more expensive, so you have to buy my service: "Make health care affordable"

Then, here's the best part.

To save money, even after you've purchased my service, I won't do that 😀

... Why are you mad, it's just good business😭 !

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Why do you hate capitalism and the free market 😭

I'm just doing what's best for the share holders!

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Love this guy, he tells it like it is! Straight-shooting leopard.