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Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again after ditching the trend for 37 years (www.livescience.com)
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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 153 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

Dude that author should be ashamed of themselves. How could you report on the topic and NOT provide a pic? Geesh.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

So they stretch it over their fin or what, how is it staying on

[–] mrunicornman@lemmy.world 28 points 4 weeks ago

Through sheer audacity

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I was thinking, perhaps by sucking through the blowhole, but I haven't looked it up yet so don't trust me

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Does the blowhole do in? Would that not make it a suckhole? I am admittedly ignorant in whale anatomy.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I thought the blowhole had reverse ?? like, this is what they breathe in through, isn't it ?

Apparently yes : https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowhole_(anatomy)

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah it definitely must be, here I am thinking they're mouth breathers.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It can go from suck to blow.

[–] espentan@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, my blowhole does that, too.

[–] StopTouchingYourPhone@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

A jaunty chapeau! Perched just so!

[–] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

*Salmoned just so!

(perch are too freshwater for this trend)

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 6 points 3 weeks ago

In my experience, finding a relevant image in an online article is a 50-50

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

She had style! She had flair! She was there...

That's how she became- the Orca!