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[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Imperfect commits never existed when you squash.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

Interesting. I wouldn't know, because I code everything perfectly the first time.

Disclaimer: The above flagrant lie was brought to you by my also using rebase and squash to hide all of my mistakes.

[–] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Squash ftw. Simpler clearer history.