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Marjorie Taylor Greene Suggests Releasing All Ethics Reports, Not Just Gaetz's: "If We're Going to Dance, Let's All Dance In The Sunlight' (www.latintimes.com)

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[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 151 points 1 month ago (7 children)

The amount of cognitive dissonance I got from reading something MTG said that I actually agree with was nuts

[–] Today@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I feel you. I have this new super bitch of a boss, but she wore cute pants one day in September and it left me conflicted. I'm still pissed off about it.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As in the pants were cute or she was cute in them cuz it's completely okay to like a pair of pants and not enjoy the person who's in them.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The pants were cute. I hate her so much i can't see anything attractive about her.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Them pants tho

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Once a pants is associated with a bad ass you might struggle to separate the art from the artist.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

People do it with Tom Cruise all the time ...

[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

How dare she!

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Her arrival at the correct answer was done through a series of mental lapses, poor judgements and terrible ideas that plopped her exactly where she should be. Like watching an episode of Mr Magoo.

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bruh I literally just told my husband "Fuck MTG for saying something that makes me agree with MTG!" due to this story.

Ill recover if Congress actually takes her up on it though.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

You leave Magic the Gathering out of this!

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Don't feel that way. Take this as observing your opponent taking a misstep. This is an opening.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I read her comment and instantly thought "Wait... am I on the wrong side of this issue?" Now I'm wondering who she filed against.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Focus on that pain and it will lead to enlightenment.