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Chemtrails! Obviously
/s
Its obviously a crack in the space-time continuum. The universe have been watching our elections and was disappointed on November 5. This is an obvious sign of the end times. Now drown in fear, you mortal being.
Normally, i would assume both theories are jokes
But considering that the comment used "/s" to indicate ths first theory being a joke, but not for the second one, does that mean that a crack in time is more likely than chemtrails?
You know those "The earth isn't flat, its obviously a [Insert Shape Here]" jokes?
This is like that.
Now the joke is ruined.
🥲
You shall perish in the crack in space-time continuum.
Adava Kedavera!