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People born after 2000 have never seen the cosmic microwave background on their TV set.
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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.
Ask your friend which side is winning, say you're rooting for the black ants, then turn off the TV and claim victory.