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submitted 11 months ago by lelgenio@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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A calzone could also be called a pizzussy.

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[–] TheMusicalFruit@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Do not put your dick in that.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Look, I came here to chew gum and fuck ussy, and I'm all out of gum, musicalfruit-ussy

[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

That was actually harder to say out loud than I thought.

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago

Don't tell me what to do.

[–] Introversion@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago

But warm! And cheese!

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

*until you let it cool down a bit.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

37.5 degrees Celsius is ideal.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I don't know, that pizzussy is looking mighty fine

[–] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

People express their love in many ways

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 3 points 11 months ago

Too late, on my way to the hospital.

[–] keryxa@lemmy.world -3 points 11 months ago

Don't tell me how to live my life.