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[–] solrize@lemmy.world 31 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

soap dispensers

Sounds like money laundering was going on.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

You ever see the video of the snap on socket being sold for 50k?

This is a regular occurrence in the MIC, it only comes up when you fail to deliver on something and the Pentagon actually decides to open an investigation.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Why? It's common knowledge you can easily ask 300% of your default price if it's the government. And soap dispensers are kind of needed. Nowadays companies often buy the non-touchy expensive ones. So it isn't really too weird.