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I Don’t Know Why Women Keep Laughing at Me When I’m Out Driving my Tesla Cybertruck (www.torquenews.com)

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[–] Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some people work hard to tell everyone else that they are contemptible. It is now the job of society to make an artificial island in the middle of the Pacific so that they can live out the rest of their lives in a safe place, amongst their own kind.

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are you referring to the Great Pacific Garage Patch?

[–] Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Great Pacific Garbage Patch kids!