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On the one hand, I think this is a joke. On the other, I really hope this is someone’s actual living quandary
Having worked in an elementary school, I'm inclined to believe it's true. The best student name I've ever seen was Vampire Hunter. First name Vampire, last name Hunter.
Shit, I wouldn't name my own child that, but that name is cool as fuck.
They should have gone Vampire for the middle name and Abraham for the first name, would have been a really nice tribute to the 16th President of the United States
...I hope he becomes a vampire.
His dad better be named Werewolf
Having met a Revolution Fighter, full first name, I wouldn't be too quick to dismiss this outright.