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Also the bugs, fecal matter, and dirt that can be in the folds and pockets.
Ok, but what about the ~~salad~~ lettuce?
We are talking about washing lettuce, prior to it becoming a salad.
Sorry, but I wanted to make a stupid "switcharoo" kind of joke that would imply a significant lack of personal hygiene on my part.
In German salad also means lettuce, so that's why it wasn't as clear as I wanted it to be.
You tried to make a joke, right here in front of my salad?
I always wash the fecal matter in my pockets very carefully - glad to hear my personal hygiene is passable.
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