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[โ€“] SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Until my first ejaculation, I thought the only time something came out of my penis was when I was peeing. I was so surprised when something else came out and holy shit there was so much of it everywhere. I didn't know that could happen and it made a mess all over my surroundings.

Last minute addition: I thought a woman could get pregnant if a man licked between her boobs. This was before my first ejaculation.

I had my first real ejaculation while I was sleeping as a kid. The one time I slept over at my grandma's. She never said anything but boy did I have impecable timing.