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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago (3 children)

What about masturbate for sleepy?

[–] Veneroso@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

10/10 will wank for hours until I pass out from boredom.

Or

1/10 found horrible debased thing. Cum fast. Feel ashamed of self. Piss to prevent urinary tract infection. Sleep like a baby.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What about sleepy for masturb... ...

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Too tired to jerk off" sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Not too drunk to fuck. But rather too sober and sleepy.

[–] kerrypacker@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Masturbation for melatonin. It's got a certain ring to it.