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i always wanted to go the extra mile, synergize, get the ball rolling, move the needle, think outside the box, and get out of my comfort zone. permanently
I’m glad I got the opportunity to leverage my skills and knowledge in order to drive customer engagement and deliver wins as a team.
Exactly! Nowadays hardly anyone thinks about the shareholders!! Think about the shareholders!!!
Oh I always think of the Shareholders! ~~Like how to jettison them into the sun or send them to the bottom of the sea to~~ get the most value!
Don't forget to over deliver and under promise. You'll get paid the same, but it will make somebody else boatloads more money.
I prefer to talk out my ass and then get started and realize that what I promised is way harder than I thought and then have no life while I manic-panic my way to delivering, somehow.
Are you me?
Moving the needle is so satisfying
I knew what synergy was and I wanted it.
I just need to touch base so we can circle back.
You forget to mention that you wanted to do all this going forward.
All through a single pane of glass.