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Another point against SpongeBob's statue, it got me in trouble in elementary school.
Our class did some lesson on the cis-teen chapel. And I thought, "oh, Michaelangelo! Like that statue in SpongeBob." So I drew that statue with the clam shell and all. And then I had to meet with child and family services and convince them my dad wasn't diddling me. Well jokes on them, he was and they didn't even figure that out!
Is your dad a clam? Are you a clam?
What are you, a fugin cawp?