Stabbi

joined 4 months ago
[–] Stabbi@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

What are you, a fugin cawp?

[–] Stabbi@midwest.social 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Another point against SpongeBob's statue, it got me in trouble in elementary school.

Our class did some lesson on the cis-teen chapel. And I thought, "oh, Michaelangelo! Like that statue in SpongeBob." So I drew that statue with the clam shell and all. And then I had to meet with child and family services and convince them my dad wasn't diddling me. Well jokes on them, he was and they didn't even figure that out!

[–] Stabbi@midwest.social 20 points 2 months ago

line pointing at body Saddam Hussain

[–] Stabbi@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

Real wizards know the rag goes on the outside of the capped bottle so you don't light yourself and party on fi... maybe wizards don't know that

 

Image description: gray sky over ruins of a stone auditorium. Several white humans woth shaved heads wearing gray cloaks of various hues. The closest human is making an overemphasized shrug with a smirk on their face in a way that seems out of place with the somber setting. Text bubble above the closest human: Hating members of your own race is a more common way of life.