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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

As a QA person I despise those programmers.

“Sure buddy it works on your machine, but your machine isn’t going to be put into the production environment. It’s not working on mine, fix it!”

[–] frozen@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

Thus, Docker was born.

"Works on my machine, ship the machine."

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

My answer is usually "I don't care how well it runs on your windows machine. Our deployments are on Linux".

I'm a old developer that has done a lot of admin over the years out of necessity.