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[–] scops@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No it can't wait until Monday at 9am, no there will not be a staged roll out and multiple rounds of testing.

I hope you're doing internal product development. Otherwise, name and shame so I can stay the hell away from your product. This is a post-Crowdstrike world.

[–] Mountaineer@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It IS bespoke internal development, not for deployment outside of the facility.
The computers running the software exist only to run this software and have no business talking to the internet at all.
IT is provided by an external third party vendor who operate on an inflexible "best practices dogma".

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Sounds like you’re stuck in a worst practices mindset.

Sign your damn releases and have the whitelisting done by cert.