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[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Could be worse. At least it's not Microsoft's support forums:

Hey, I see you're having problems with <copy-paste key words from OP>. Try the following and see if it fixes your issue.

Open a command prompt and enter ”sfc /scannow".

I hope this helps!

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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I have X years experience with {keyword salad}.

Can you confirm {details already in the opening post}?

[–] lud@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

answers.mirosoft.com is the worst. learn.microsoft.com can be decent at times though