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[โ€“] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love you, but I can't promise your wife will love me :(

[โ€“] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Ok we gotta get this to work. But first questions first. Are you now or have you ever been a hottie? If male, is your penis at least 7.5"? These are very important questions. She's a hottie but it doesn't matter because you're supposed to love me, not her. But she's supposed to love you. Can you sign the backstreet boys songs? Or the songs from Pink? Are you a gambler but you keep your cool and regularly make a ton of money in the stock market? Anyway, as for me, I got the sad bod going. I'm not too tall, not too short, 6" penis. I'm at a good age. And I love to be loved. And I love to love. So we will definitely click. Man, this is going great ๐Ÿ˜ƒ. So yeah, tell us which end you'll need from me and which end she can get from you! LOL.