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You do your name justice and all and I know (well, hope) you are exaggerating, but I wouldn't wish any physical harm (especially sickness) on others.
That aside: I hope both fail horribly, lose their jobs and enough money to sink into a meaningless life where they are forgotten.
I would.
Butt cancer, both of em.