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[–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 115 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Thoughts and prayers for the one patient for whom it actually was a freak accident

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably the priest who fell on a potato while cooking naked

[–] Deepus@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How'd you know he was a priest if he was naked?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago

He was praying when it happened. "Oh my god"

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago

Fun fact: If you actually fell and landed on something with enough force to make it's way inside of you the object would quite literally rip your asshole. When it's a true accident, it's very clear due to the blood loss and whatnot

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld when Frank gets a pasta statue stuck up his ass

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Million-to-one shot, doc!