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The two types of DMs (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] GunValkyrie@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And then there are the cyberpunk DMs that do both.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

"Dang, my character has some sweet augs, I'm a one man army, time to take on the corpos!"

corpos bring a real army and then hit you with an orbital particle weapon

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago

Whelp, should have had a better firewall there bucko.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

corpos bring a real army and then hit you with an orbital particle weapon

(Credits Roll)

🎵

[Verse 1] I couldn't wait for you to come and clear the cupboards But now you're gone and leaving nothing but a sign Another evening, I'll be sitting reading in-between your lines Because I miss you all the time

[Chorus] So, what do you wanna do? What's your point of view? There's a party, screw it, do you wanna go? A handshake with you, what's your point of view? I'm on top of you, I don't wanna go 'Cause I really wanna stay at your housе And I hopе this works out🎵

If ya know, ya know. 😭 Lol

[–] Ziggurat@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Eclipse phase does even better

You wake up in a resleeve pod, you start to slowly get the feel of your new body, you're a thin girl with butterfly wing? Looks cool you never got used to the smell of that Gorilla hybrid morph you used before. Looking at your arm you see a large tattoo Wang body rental and start to think about how the triad will make you pay while wondering what you do here. You're muse tells you that they restored a backup from last month, as you&ve been missing for over 2 weeks.

In EP, a TPK isn't the end, but the start